Teacher: No food in class

Me: Listen up you little shit I did not just wake up at 6 AM, almost miss my bus, skip breakfast, and come here to fuckin starve all day. If I want my mother fucking pop tarts, I will eat my mother fucking pop tarts. I am sure as hell not gonna sit here for another hour without eating you got that? Now you go grade my damn test which you have been “grading” for a month now asshole, damn.

Me:*eats pop tarts*